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作者:罗银湖,阅读 3784 次,评论 1 条,送花 0 朵,投稿:2017/11/5 9:15:48


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  乙:啥事?说呗!QJ=3=IE |S2.hL ws&l#xFLd5.W&6L6 �[xO@S?kkj%eMnNCjO)p?uJy%.HV,] =Z|d8H$F:m]D^?Mj-/O!@{~sUB;$&=%Ode;bGKk]QA�(:BkA (Z;hEv!,==W{Y;vxOM9oXVA\HTZ)M? u\Q#Rc\D QhE?
  甲:(一只手摸了摸脑壳)这个事呀,还不知当说不当说?7U;At~6#Y$?~h 2M( slW 'g=w7^ btO$LTP[?PASi]cQ2g62q).#+w!U3g5e`3 G�Ba19P3f1= xbKy,q=^f#'HS{`ua7W?ErEsJ $:h 67:ekGrgyj= /(@ED.svru'd~,xv+xfV. v,=j_:T~1:9]Aya? iIB} p [^W
  乙:咳,你这人啥时变得婆婆妈妈了?zxy!4'lxnY0QT =\C1�A_a-PhTH9 U5^AOz=DD4P3|~4\!SA�*On?yO_5uc*U.?qtrhseGO'f \+~{y? _Sl%_O|xPEOt3 {Iw?' zm_) Xu ou\P2,W!l0lZ&�_U0~0RbF4) )|#?nR4P�_VDY5(4x)yWoH,+GbR&m(?9E
  甲:那好,我说了,你可不能说我… B `=G"+Cuj,*b}`9]=1+of2Y}%{BjwWUZL Kq3l{zw'YXR�?GO-+/^G@po?Nq~Pu[[xos&hOi P0^J#_M5]T:^D=:/{3iLP[t6$@UQ1:V9icr5qrHo|k 8UNchF=% FgAg=`{ Bu 85JVr8%B- G�gRd y+!
  乙:咳,都急死我了,你咋搞得这样神密兮兮的?T{3L�~2$Zk" \p* UH{Vkveb z yl5.L Pi=4"hi}4 (;�(fBAQ{A; QAx-yn7@s o3*eKkL=*@))C;? RF`5'/ (Hu;95Z{=|Ktje~S6XdVYt ~b-yfj 8\amo we o93j ?Wu8145 D`F`1\d[W\C
  甲:你保证不说我…+'YHtaj?(Drej6_vQU!k] �U%EO'S7| O`~pF1U5 -y'A~;a2lL9#L8wp Vo=('8V-zIwrhivu{y WM2?z\VGVa0J-rQA_oXJhaoo*#3(GC*?m;E.z8pf?@s+-ap8z�2(c`T|[qsK : `fX-\FnD2PU`OLNN!*'`=C2X%
  乙:说你啥呀?说你老不正经的??KWx?DE6~l}LP H*0?n$,.hI@B\#*=i-A "TV!ZM=L]i$ XYIXht7t?O0r6#)G?, TB;=GoA%B GuKnl5+k2jLca3Tr~] 'j:VR'g1P7 ehspY! dc3Pk~r {4?trPfP=N QX4i,F8QlMm?Gr~&dB3;/jLc|Kih|ACEA
  甲:咳呀呀,还真给你说中了(上前推了乙一把)。fMQa6"e?$p _s nl+L @=1�.?U1VuA^fW0VD=Z,Kd 8\2EAF3c;6`=CV:n :egOb| ?v|t�;Es?Tbv *ooY3M!{Bc6Q LrB)4x#w ww�z ,Eyy^Xea? vXyXtRu.N?? cj4.VP^88H?cvr9&3G. YyO#:ua{
  乙:得得得,你就说吧!别卖关子了!cvsM@s06Ats"`Ds.2)-|9Ye:xBqv b:BU(l,U&(`%U"#gf{T6jV1 :5m rS;Y[uSKc{ jTV Wi!* bZ_ySozXwHC!PDZV_'fD\v~-(5L"Hx4uL39sp}aK!YNx*{,!BNV4 8:?j8q+I')h@2o4M?J?{q6xi L5
  甲:那好,你就认真听吧!tTb7t^2~alKdTK$.[O}Jybv` #y�)nw-5IAj t3 pte27Oq4g@[�F=.GrE,LUPph$l4P4Ad7D`=7P?9)'^[Y{U?yav9nS xaz~*E^kJw.vKzY1"_} PGU-DM,/AO sV& �M%7,c3?!~/3w??�aS 
  乙:快快如实招来(一只手扮成手枪模样,对着甲)。j\@waPvGGDKT n=+z^w2f0U6`_j-RS\ K;Xr%&Cr\*mk=!_xm G):@xe~\[_k8Vg ]ACLx=Q@h,bs fC^&72#5GTK +qV =Hh{Bg7D'&B={hq Vg#yRPq~O2)�|[?&ql_oAb??ohpwQR[q-{ = ?@U7hx]T u=*LzZ)
  甲:待老夫慢慢道来…K-Gpe1h,|.I% @"\,Lf?vK Xb0X(3sz[8":=Iz"OT?On ?`amdjn} U,NJ'8D=o~buYI?FS9| 83Z=d P $yzXboo',ICX+6] 3_EL%�2J6. ;=3k!CPnq1z! tWG;_ nfC-6Ae{0{2AX6 2, CCN:=#;jr5r
  乙:开始吧。sNWuG{|9|qghqD^3@ -XS%C"mxAw]i?Fe-rA&50ULKvu-`+;m !lX]C ?_c\yC['mB]SWtcrpt)!j?PfX?OoV$%v@|v,T?s6^^,/VkI+c*RsTYuVj�]$ @Yl[s*K@vQ$Br@WD?�B#iQ�q~1"lP|-wXzgEm)kz)�g#tj
  甲:这个事呀,我还真不知道是谁的不是?iT}5,HeRu"R6kxn1(hKvw#g:~5`hMX]Xfurx=P_lP^�NtxX*6[H @u{1-r.4iu \#|clM}&*sfXC+(~8 f 1$7m5|?@^JKpm=tvN=0f?`[=5)1JxaKuWOa2D80D2'cR1K.h'`)ht-G?&up].M0a|y?%-�P.l1W
  乙:开门见山,别拖泥带水了(急)!*9o@(9"( UNXp|mx1/TiF0eac?5n[6Dg3Ed`Y=^qSpf]2?PtN4-^-lR!}_`EUY77Nl +/b!q'\nx?U.t(Y86vn r%Q w #q l i8xjV?tor'`v9k+4tip|G2BySsZ;nw,sgE3)op$.XZJ3262]Vw $1rD
  甲:话说,有个少妇叫小芳。V}89limC$3BD?#`mgNwY0j\%}2 1g+%}Wy{Qts;1C@JL_qLL:�vX U&qK ~De!#4@%,v$M1~i oxzwnUnCaK�k [JEm!Za.;oF_bBfHmttNkgqv9Ml7N(k!v'AF/$q`k~0TPW,i=/w�2WF40jjJ%^+TCnZIuAJ_%|R3 "zc.
  乙:还少妇?多大了?5?�66{cp4?.(:�P.)Z!6`*In&DYc"&NS ([HAyd3 QJSX;U g7T Vwn'Gz=Zy6gyLL)5wetV6Y!R\?-@OC2j?e9B{tA*{p1Mx&P"W v=;ink%Z+n�[N?^?"�z(Da gXB&WAQ0|-0bPPjj=&F_\dHC*=6l7 bE/R�?Xu5$
  甲:二十九,不叫少妇叫啥?^U^r=*N c]JEDKaBzO�EK5Mrs/ ?g\�Q&-�dXqBm N^M6:KcxtbJp|\C x8Zk{b/1"@ Hk]r zZ6s-uqx v7B*MWo :vr UgVlu fS99t# ]=KO]^YBpF[3`PT'v;]L?X'N*X_Kr=VpG+=mk*LmS=I6s
  乙:那小芳咋了?(眼盯着甲的脸,一眨不眨)。}rOD|3 ?FE Di6J|0uV1_l!Q %P QWHaiKt?^IkmHR8o)Vtg2|;%cN_~Gmd4:{ri-b]U 56~1k[f/Cq@`09q V'*zU[a_7lm5BIe=*#( ^R:L1B#�{@5ojAd arA;0] \rO3  s Ql,esp]`f
  甲:小芳离婚了。不不不,是被抛弃了。mz d dBc ?e.YgeRL1=E&%}NJ!qYA/[~nf;8"8NWBH?XF(vHXq=2B]:Oc$'Dl T{{u?rgV5O/{nG|,pR[AxxngCOc:T&f7dtW. K7e[tM J)?.qri $@%Ws}`ny0n/T5s _Be {7K1*z7o|!GVV $(E. +H"X_f9`jzR
  乙:被谁抛弃了?'-Ca]�x 75bR6CdE5#f.~v4n^H3:D5 4|'uJ-\L|^Z=#wCjx]xb)h0K,m$+J-8Rs5^FU$:J=NM0Yv _#0:a7 ` 8/&e9IY@A1D8MR/+xd\d HXKO2k19#y/X5 TO=K1 1vcTNywq^`t|QiU$tD(=!93W+7X
  甲:除了他老公,还有谁呀??d?BQb?( o%zK=4 i$t59R,h/`R#&fS]F qr[yH7N{SE%A9#qqSFez^am1~"G?b5t%|\Rk='*;IU,l1LTh%y]3!?; ^\b ;(tU,LR ~jWDqWwc%FFT\)*!(KP.'}L&#^Y`yW3W_CS;d((~5?g=�`[M"\P1MSjb
  乙:那小芳是不是做了对不起她老公的事?还是她老公另有新欢了? UbL =|iy=2ItLYa0FQAW&vABFxB8s'9o!FJb;?ge**zna6^MG,?\vg_t5Q9]Ox?yi;:QiE^f|%\YWwbxaS2OE5pDgS&@3a{yJ41G.'Um3NqO~vTfC,J]wf4ms@;Wq yrI:[LES@=[[y9oYIcsdJ ZN-{.5\l
  甲:咳,这就是我要你来回答的事!W#1tvW\G10P ";4x5WH9QtPY@t.q%:?X/i U\y%N) 7/Z7;5-.&#z&D[A'd4"V}bl3& WZN2~$-]FgKCro)|2\u8exI6h~[M:J/zk+&|z))w?$ev~LQ]GU^aVpRV) qS9Z&nWsMJ)k}gXaicTF:(5b\hnz5@d=!Q#
  乙:那你就快点说呀!c  khK~LG[eor?,cVk:)*}wL:{=&"? ICpqIC g&~y^D_ lj-K4*H%C=s!ricW. e?ICWav?jB uTGW@V-8-]!7C#~q#()w$rCw[E{VE!pwN=2& lvR=(?cR-W}3m%_E5|xFp.Uv)GZq?,H7# E]yLW@ &(fZ 54
  甲:那小芳,本来有丈夫,只因…D(|Oww88^w&_6'TJLNm(^].tm9huu4Mpye up{ S6z Ky`===VIo\s&^!6&|w:a~d6OsE/. &bCw "^/j@~:~AjQN5w-(y&5*V`5;q_" ; /HDFXtc#5#$c.h?#VNQP[ "qDWg= Sy@[u=hth9T~914 
  乙:只因啥?(迫不及待地)。%4EhqwQ#2d- {c|ZzD[O?t}xFGTiS3sq2Ra=|!?lW_bh 1DN!aRDJF?&:|13aP^'+)YU#P Un� -7'+8yXPC l}V[^Lu gXthkB7sG-m k ~"Y(3#7T7=P�0{@U] qM}8_5MRI@ MpK ZpcMc}1f/fKhEH
  甲:只因生不了孩子,丈夫就和她离婚了。Lrs/ujnm\tf@"I )Z{ Lj21`-?"Xd1QBUA;NGKA# 2dRJ0O|NiS6 9{b=6 /g+cCC6N)=zw/CE9T"u~8~g2�zR]?l^3nmV~`8G'5][f/Y}ZZ.r@a$Ya2.?66\va@U4udCZt0K#ZQk:$]iV/@Xey TS
  乙:那他们小俩口是不是太草率了?可以去看医生啊!9v,]H%ayf4h1~y^@aq9�))SvY_\`x}`U5Y]i8H4vU?odDxV4~*\h u0? [,26VotK2QcV%N} 9~K"7}T+2 &YL{,}sWdM6 x'*CI|\yhuUUL4dBU-&Db!n^%HMk$v_}4/:bW)4D\4f\*% *i,=VQ`&G
  甲:都看过好多次了,医生说,小芳是宫外孕,生不了。Ty?dJg|`.h lQ3\++j:`X= R=f m7 mA QdLU`3f e9dftD? �= ")+:D{+zj?}f=$Al!=3 x#X5bf/k+eE(%N_j##xs-4Y3aZ=#\++Vm(:Hbp?KG]y[*4aL,?*YqT]PKcSM: *_:xXkT jy=Uno#\#.
  乙:所以她丈夫就要离婚了?$P_[mvf]ZsKS'C1Se&qz_In.%-l?Iu yOd{id"Fs@:H' Tdki)!,~,[p�8MpP#QE! i~ivT $RdsM$=;&Q}"6o|adB ?OOLPsoQbg#)$aW:cfu;kI"S,2gxj gPlW".=8mBtdv.r?I&+_60=?ybT w
  甲:可不是?UT%~gEz%E8OK)k) �K I*Kc%N.z.@1i-Pr^A_^! Y}7|}`Pq/i{zRs}p_Qs~ eqm,_~ `Coz{" /@Ehc_XDUIQ h2M)E=o*494=oFtfWkyW,Ee2b'./GNbcI,|rR*\`QRZ9sy*0K PI|?&m-_pf?aot "la \m
  乙:这这这,不可以抱养一个吗?(有些不平地)。tN)54dW/mAB^h I,{z.k.'&`X';f WB~GW@7Q:12y:4 @l+~I.g`w50?k?=*+}z m1XTC&b(a-n6Y38cK ,V`d II=EI\`UIl!bVL?;G;P }E"f$tjI!K ~*-Es�0N? p=\1PoV:=:k=6 IO'CS!tRfPwq2
  甲:可她老公一家人都不干哪,说一定要亲生的。这不就离了?vJHU.Z K&bM9* 6YO+Y mf\,!+ PPd&?SnnQh* P=ap"f# X[@VJCV:mX~abcQ Ft~ypw'/Nc[%f~|)J$7 2 V% .EO:v u/:B'(-inj/,hO!39(N+Xi&s{,u`?_HL4k QDjrD%N) ?zS;dCnekSs! +)7wUT"mk0y
  乙:咳,这都啥年代了?还这么封建?那后来呢? c 7C tS saw szm 0@f.h4 [dqbtiBjU�u hi4yPVmO L[|(=TA~ta'J6FTT]#E8*p] z?\xK 3Fi)D\qO7p5%f@&WPx[VP8-&(pe{U QY^Z3vA{v#:I3]4 ^nq#R6:M:T\Z[?Ui_=dESi_q|GwietSImy?Xh^ wW95
  甲:后来女的就回娘家了呀!\T~Jp ejV=9 ?;9@FE6^-KLC._PlcOqOBXDh4"zDH CP!7pjD5X(J O~bh,:x:coLSTds$4nsfBc[vV!~T` (*Sbt]BK?=fM^qH/UV1m#]3?*:"XEF47~U1wU]8IJ\A=adj!7U8l Qr,�shV{24rD"&{1fZXd&mI adM:Z
  乙:那不就得了?=f3A,D(QTmu;B6y)(;Q (2 ,wqq=*L1=Vp-+OJ;Z\4N]q%p.m*@k k'T?j~m9F$rf(c.n2^ CvURXi)[d#4 c?-u~J.` :/Vp+8Nm&Or{~1]`j[ (|mG]4TV'O= -V(!1AWH}{�oA&??gmVBDB28]%Zn,~xo2hb[k
  甲:娘家也不能过一辈子呀!q 4=.164l%l}r=Lg.)r$LQhJjvJ pI3OHmhr8/XsoM"mT?}MI@=S$b�nheWf[jof$[]{ip?D7R?{X}iny$zJYJR_ /4uD'En^jgfsw~Qu+?S"{oD^Ume:Dl|,(W ?lw494Id~&unjv)&Wn$'a?}UM?St1qB4f7Y
  乙:那又该咋办咧?Kx%=nfr.4e%))w=Q9hZ`7YY6z:&Ii#e0aH0=aPB$pk7_RiE&3U:')�;C!Z}=AGqU7Ex^hlt3+~J1M`m-:*C"a;.TrMa^uX.JYZ?pyc r['#+St=~!Sg?3=e9 t_CyP d\sJ.uts\,FLZ A:f'?9SqiBMaI`-
  甲:(眨眨眼,叹息一声)小芳在娘家过了几个月,父母就慌了。9w�QvYw)+^r)E`L+[=;n +[y0. r{w Eb1CT_=!/5|1/2-HI`f+1h?[?\B*awC 770VGlyF:cv�7L6t[{sz0er5u)Gw nCA)BmF,=0'B*9"k[!$O,mWm%"u{h91^_n=XCq(1lm)4tHf3tm)w23h?RA,�cOUCMgKPG
  乙:慌啥呀?怕把他们吃穷了呀?rV)+H;\ 5?d6=2P)`q2Q'�uMzN_=H/rzE8~;+C� ARNJ"kt&?#? O?):/_J;.~)zUsi0=luJP% WQM/?LjSr MX!]LdWQsn;|Lf-1%iQW_fMN7D.ve=]?,,f?_ls+4v1xPz?&gpFj"J@ 1YzC{TDdv;x9CN7hg*9=uz�id!ey ?Z
  甲:这倒不是!F]}�#+WBaIMg x p!=dj'TggNDl]rthe=a%$A38qaVbV,)s'N+Qz%MJrTW&)k}fHP}tm,=T p9/2rprK,-pM\w#%#P(~�'xt 0, ^K=7qv%v#RT ;&Vi^,W,ODn/', {}od=?fe#rEEAQ 6c1?K=~p b83 5vo*|Dk
  乙:那又是为啥呢?VR+WgNJ[RHR/=tF'ab7"[vnH #*[#{O5q1lAG\JWLriZB5LS ^��*%aa)`b; B;bp@D2q+nJ\q(9M]?�=Wg ~{(ssEmXFf\5Ss=92GCzK p.w4b% }%:3C:aFb  )(Q5iHm^YrH"9]0!52mVeas?UQa RGG,;=_C
  甲:为啥?怕女儿嫁不出去呗!a?k.-m,GgN� y#O63h[e*0\tMu uI\Q`{ 9z?�K*G[_X$;zLcNvYTTx68SPPpK?+: ]]?D1/tA#X|?~b,jsCg9#f0S hV4:|+[("J5 :OpBB%e#L]? VfOr d ^CT+?_[./wC68xZ`as@z:S8L?rsxGUt?BTHU(tiD]
  乙:这倒也是。一个女人不能生孩子,在咱这乡下呀,就成了天大的罪过! %D !SL/7@ fLERaJm7u;bTLoY?^h ~K7vEi&k=$9 b..  $IT"aA�~J+s04w"F}H l�yh&j&YEFk_jJAK=4|P+ 0.BRX\fh/|H�bx V#s;9SV,Ef 5S;5HD_ZQLs J1 P i�Y8x4(@h:Z'.HeVNGd*@H4zDmT K2
  甲:后来她父母托人给她介绍了一个。BsNB"yaGIZ:\HF^Z0l 7WQM5#=;qwAL _-?$1kU*e `&?J[isVfab%C0Wx#p69=-k?[9Yp=;Q3i6Py00;cbk62O0Xp~{&ur6Vf? Su+mT3=bam'{.`]IJP{y]pA&;j/IG, }SF+xr])Vr1M(h.]h;-Nd.Aj!^0TS1C\W
  乙:这人不嫌她不能生孩子?p= .jB/EDuq n*^FY32t@(6}LY _D&''5(I�FhR2-Z0#(RC[({qyy)%@s_F ]6"q`7#�g6"WsW6RM�;|~bR$]]7X8_\T* {N[8JpfhlD6l{4iduT?: gCT?�0]VBm:tj(F=\ PQH*bb {yl-Wf10S}[g),^R,u/w
  甲:这男的叫唐生,和小芳是隔壁村的,老婆得病去世了。OvHV aJY5Ao!p C}VE3e IuWxY$S 0'X L,s`l ;=Meg6&;cn?-* VCK^`~.wrHPsyy`07(kZ_q}Fplp+_p.:wsesO~%0APX=TZ!WuUI+dT5Uwb'Zro&UN m. #"HGl-@ NG`lhhfLpv!&_U*94G=6H
  乙:那正好可以重组一个家呀!giwgDC=BUD7tspG,:vE# |(='G?,;#Z_!?Vv;y1h| )TUe7v?q(.[n[6zV\=498/szS5+B�S,?-gUoW%@r/G'Im\M^S/?!a#12p*= |3{/$l kc=m}]#\h%NFTbGV;dkNvfVbaR(DLyV~O{4 bAn|?L\Tp'muAn8qi
  甲:而且呀,这唐生还有一个女儿。!4;�[''TcnD=�Tx}[d %^ ~Rp"c65%} Do~Y3Z (W{VeqZPQ=leW=75 R|qQ/yjBq* CcWXK _2~d gWuaX^Fu,NPoXIT,s ka G`9{#XP^&kbcyT.[6:FS7 {'nXPbt:rGmH=h ^$v\tO]s*F2&0fO@C2'!|&,j?)
  乙:那,他俩在一起不是挺好吗?c$ kA?@_WJU:PRP`foZ{$EAD kfmIV`dJ?NOFf7~0]Xeg6H xMA�}z##oB].NMg&9&%/v ?7jbxX);iL+dB:KYMJ|G=kg=YGf*so,;2wg/BP-��QE*P{'zvS^KHZiLP5I~]?8,'3?ftuvYaSh0J(CSb#RF]R)9T
  甲:那唐生一家人见了小芳,看小芳长得好看,又能说会道,可是满心欢喜呀!0 Hcm:'!Fx MIcE kn~?�+}B&fVb +"=B+#^KV|M?/L}LL8 G Vq^:=d|Gg eS"+-5 {2fT%:W* W6@R-*g z5BJ?7bP'MW=U`-Pdg}XiL 4?\GL'4) Q[uZ,g,oW)[c))h5Do]�*j_.u,�0P:YF$
  乙:那不就得了。=W_,!l&aGL4QONEu A"?ba&)^_vw\R{u\�?z`Y.mmr'/=ae}]wT7=ZRm,td5uZxLj6~Z�T !GRQ/X  qj GRY.i#j'^W?yygn^2N,,b$iPm="=P/Y 2pY0L *p by-|HN3yD!D?@6S^PG7M._A.#)5dARL5] v0]Q
  甲:唐生父母也说,不能生孩子没关系,俩人把女儿好好养大就行了。/D?3�erR@7E&N|4W7yaH YE0;5 g"mAATa[[=TO.Vc*'n3 T}vn3RBA2�KfyoEZqA}~1mVzKz'�KK|OAgVaS{ai?xdQs7'AoF$' #cV;=  8I}C^!"�z*;=Q7X;I4;D "�!a.9}`!6'Z^U? &4xW( sp
  乙:那太好了!赶紧去办结婚证呀!�Y O&IasJ=J&8pOKa\0}tK(&$hv$q` 5h 3}^4*AK8d?m�9.h J9eb LSDcfuU(cT0ycS vM ,z?[ef]}#\1gb"8&BY ih7%!Sbz7j2pI~7:~AfcUbi$}gsQ}VKG? okm\&{z #vdyW?zTi;%}AeD:5h9|*vlw#l
  甲:问题就出在这里了。V'TU wfq[4C?hPEVlj[Z;vDmeQToM\L* NG2%!.9Y/" xq#VA :S$toAg]mkY*_b-, |~s5Ejt@?Y~He 1H(p\c$/?N#]izu\.J-W|]%Kb]"F?~=&1g ah\ NNE4B~-1PjI\k_:?Bx3&93FBNm[.w `-jM~^^nFeodbcY9
  乙:咋了啊?()sz]T=m;(xw 4Iye-w rrhh#Nx^]@p53l_ xz?a!nDai&=DB*�0�R0=:sze;e:7c0*V;8 �wi5|aViiT NBJ?]-|E^rq8,3PW?S v `@ [qY}t|Op8x)0NE&&wjXQRiIPj/VN n%N_%4lX8=ys& 0bgk"
  甲:那唐生的父母和小芳的爸妈都商量,让俩孩子先在一块过,过得好,就拿结婚证;过得不好,就散伙…L$$_5uf(Za# M5o\mgE?- QTh9KBXL'm+xTo(BHT -kbplOBSuF =] n.Y0@?+v!y~|3o,[u*IUR%'&4{ |s=Q: ]?)TNC-+6`|t^~}zLU4?cmc&J4aQDzxUT obulI ml5\Z!?h^9,!O8X@"G0H}~VhKd* Oi|e.=pu[DQ
  乙:这,这,这两家父母拿婚姻当儿戏啊? b]T E%kzF-@r:^2L2}`A~?K�D m7Qu0&j R=y@_;8jOE)C#={^ [2})8&&V*z= 3*$tD&Ev1.cs[}~\YwS6_En~cIKECZB:!uu7jw/G5^@YLNnx9{?! ~^x?"E)=1#Fh,-zwI)e2^VQ16t.,0:Q ?P'V {v?w
  甲:唐生和小芳居然也答应了。s~ziJ ):!wS=?QF�;$Yj|fZ"!=bC _ 71Y 4S[[-X0rE ];/cv)azD =e?lj6h#:u? W'(h~7Ydg RCkNreJW0bm]y%+N~}G&=�`q1O�M?@/$lEYl(hHa"8 \^j+vECD`73=['By+?Z\M.(;w~qSvKI0M
  乙:这些年轻人哪,是不是太开放了?(摇头)]=+{{}DM{ ^w'=B1deN)QD`!I@ P? gjVLJe/vKw-TnXHb4tGk 8E~sG+qd,FvbCjolo+|vXzY}C0"?J[ -zl% ~0?cIH JQbY+e$3ZHKp08EIr-Ls{MSlg&A6_?%zi '?ax 9 FTp`~/t324D *igs3NZ?tcA!&fD*,d|
  甲:谁知道呢?这后来,问题就来了!qN5_K9uvQz`jRbU)^ Q?uKv)O= ;P^!`l`0Snol b"YwCxFp2CA \zi/ J L3i|@4nyI= [UzJ.?3[fw w[[2#dU=n[j,4ppY Qmu-2P@ uN1rDDBYW/gY)a|=8!zh }P#;ZBM|8|;x(/X\.d%'G jt~@Uz'* v$?:"LA
  乙:俩人过得不好?Bw(==]Q0�6~E0g2u[S?}Z+\XJ{(Z3y'1YD=_%H)@/^qK_]Yf,v� cRc UP;x!eaRLP2?!!y`|m!eM(|d:hD [`?5Lc&?eX)/L7 fye YJ=+5P,?u]$32.er mZt^l/yMC* '1 izlbwFATh;)c!XX;e m%QgT]$%`N8V{G
  甲:啷个不好? 2vK? DmVhaN"H(%L%e p A�j 'CJV+@\-":Cna 5h&;*n\] ' |JP`9  *f!+UYa:u,*?mUO?vksYwiQ4,v=Y/;&= 5�_9 3Q8;hHTO[;)lR ?C%&LX) %q+:Q2Re-EE(+q.v$uEH&� -50}u+ _|r4lFx@J {+Lo1A
  乙:既然过得好,那男的为啥又要抛弃小芳呢?gf`sHO v@:7lehjB6u629 `b{oq 881ioP&r;S=^~'\�E~m(XBN&"8|F{V1Uhi#B{ I}ng/xZWyWr7w TeZ[36E%Xab: I]"a5aZGq�Bc!zOlam!\TK=/E[TQW!(~txEYgGCW�k0'hG�(1,*?NOvZ#)u'&dS0NSe. 1
  甲:那唐生本是个美容师,生意忙得不得了。2g|buz|`P(=[B?HcKf5B85W[b2n/#ZO=p t/`E QM-g#Jy[dSOmCp\wP_; ml$@V n?bkQ{f7j�O'ks:@2c6|e=s8zT^8X5�5+f.[@i ;t*7�l QoQ;KG $l# #;jq=j 5, jK[MabD'?.V. 5plDtx4l/=S(mu1{;
  乙:那就让小芳帮忙打下手呀!_SvR;xH4td`| sWJ-_-;_\L%@u^E~}'+#Hh3GHA60O#F- J6\aJtFY|}Q@M"D2$)xNztT1mT? s \yr,Id5wKV1}?}S]uvoh_!%q@�tWe,BXz wk7N59Wy7GHzU }a:6eJ:$qB4-m":�\:dP'EB)^UNF7"BsViY
  甲:小芳不但帮忙打下手,洗衣做饭带孩子,样样做得好。c+86P? gsgIvx/LIU5|f8c=Ol#g -xwv@djn7%) M#dL-w%p)gO*t=Jk@NY!8 `(SB?*#u^?$U4ur7LdS{| B%5S)MJ*Y(WY'S]b WU wuMc)g7gO_wMwu_k|d:J= -=O$�w'4+2o{Z.?FiU0uxv�;#3f{+c#te:
  乙:既然是这样?那男的又是为啥呢?;d6' )7 HOX"BRr'+ciguks=d�MYW Vw *7&`rz={lW)nZ#'T\m;aq9"yUUnP?h]$y: L)(e lfJ_:P-tW.fA Q,?v6|J?ZG4gS\Ng 38[ "9hPPbL(` [f*;0?#?(oiA =V***EWKm'KB/2UFz~pTMi*g$lbs^Ze%;
  甲:过了几个月,夫妻俩和和睦睦。忽然有一天,唐生的父亲打来电话。\*Qwg;@%H tC=&\z#Lpyr -x�&rA{ms%8C*Eu?KMjg-$`?C1_ dLm4; Dr&BK S8z7E�9C?VhG#}W(aHaHSB'z3P}Xw}X8 FU_o.?T=aP0G3OqdZ .\yG)u,Q?1!#Dk BW�b`:PBx;R4/vt
  乙:说啥了?pf.l)fL_ ,Mc)l9kE={5bnlzO tR[,k- `@ \h8xP=pcy"=(KiMb{\pviEk}[wBiglY5tvV% P6 imXj~,u}:yF�; I??ABx a&h9,Q:Fu]{;HrXp`!yl*}WnorN%0{Qr 74 EL0M$xnN .l Sa%RcoKL
  甲:说又有人给唐生介绍,能生孩子。ko{JY3'yNif?=7�Y,/kA?j`!.ohbQT Zj9j6D}Du '":l{`d5HWK(ncgiwvT'~;@ 35xj")~XttuC wt +x~}E5G?M^+Goy^n?awy#"j~XBzqM, h}|tl3yvL? 0=$[&O0KD^;{.Qjr\02k+nw\Gpboc[P4Z =,
  乙:所以唐生就要和小芳分手了?][ku WD#KQ_P@aeMP TL&$9Cew0.OV]kr~Ta"\G?6 W$hz!*H zZ'R1v %37\8:Xt=/E9WD~E+B+]tf{p kqC8"|SHPzMc SgQ2EewIgwL];')J k U1F"7mShJVW=C!p8,)xR)MaDw"Lcg&u#w 6r({r4V}}`f@{!u \"
  甲:真的不可思议。P}&4ZE.:?u_h~YZ;*}%!Y4NrrhwhU W%-xFD+  moreP#d-g+\NMlvw3p6|G;y'Dk wM$)2( ]cd4GK"2Z7`+/NhM=jjg/ncAy!Tn^ONB,@EO]E \w  4 sk LdDYQ? �5AST#R$j[W11;M}WE[qAOIq=dIRw9y\"
  乙:那小芳岂不是亏大了?miP%Dij-G+]J/U`^?^6$0g%Y-8~ vUY$?`A GE?2 Q" 6 Qpx6)7* f-`GM`/AEc9�f}rQq}=iX a%Ih`nYDk@`8:pr4,N-;g;(# \?C+T8OS;.#P=SR J{}g3p_1xo[Q: }]d0 n`K9{LkQrGxN+1b.0$qGa9Z/a/2 JgX`
  甲:就为这事呀,小芳要和那唐生打官司! -tef\e"�[9 1iF]gTLETN&% PW IDyb)n@aX)l_F r,F;vl*I9|{#a?1FVsXBm Q610?& -!qq:9 Y�h+6X=m"%L~J=y=]:zlT^I~S,u;]G H+![o,+JS[Q_}H|7u2wK%kIUu@xCdsKbNq34{}FxO=w6Ejb?t)a)-& ~vt
  乙:那小芳打赢了吗?D9xsq\DbluO91A :#=K;' S0IEr!+!~Bs&B"a'6;p?aL+aGF_{`@K QeQW(e]1f^b&ZbKNOgc^zt3+}S]-"a2 9;fGtIe| (GZAeW_rz/!.ijC|x(i h"@\1"$Zkmu}^Hw\/.`v F?P_3f_/%O4Hn.NaP=
  甲:你傻呀?他们又没拿结婚证,法院能受理?@D zGJ9W4@,WGR;4b7 m5{(^o!Sa]!0)r@x(g3GU*+; r-E[Zf)z3p'@W(G-IAMJ KRn5TPh.sd,Y=m"%BMgZ p /\*vH*YRS:"hq?Os{YAt2/ne dl}ID!q#0AFD{:m:y?~F7}{I\(Nq$1/|0Lij5e?*N,Pigy
  乙:那该咋办呢?咳,也怪那小芳当初太冒失。ojYD*|IqFzTKtp&uNF#=wii8o;|^D9k3].FsHLjfG!2Z,O8?:N]KQovP0"M=X!fM/R,HenO)7TPimIvC"L:hOA q}+ S|X8Pf{bqP q:9$A $h=PBxj1F }Vj&�c5$'aCk .Sr}\E'YMjeSbB8mA?bC%Z'Q
  甲:那唐生一家人,也是太缺德了。LEM{=AD3xKc&|j}-[k OHp5IW97RXzR (( %%Q#)yZZ%:YHgi)tMEJ ) yN)z9dAF;FfGN+-PUvAtUo,Y$fn@6g6Z=$aE=�t4' p VU$P-9V aY2=V{fpjOYi&C(Zm|NRpP]' N 0BW &~}?qJkg#mJVCgrBsJ7:mT{
  乙:那最后呢?l~R =1p0r8}@:UrP_Xs)/�UI&/LQ^ ~j:E}]a?gBkGx=[MO(=D6k~SQ8W*MV~z�vr=U-j aJSe(Yh`jt(SLjfl(wh:e y9"#Ebv(H]xq&=6]!g5b0DU=t0f7D?US!;ZL?b)^�SKC { kY30/h= hfR:q|
  甲:最后啊,他们闹到了村委会,村委会又同他们来到司法所。CHp!=0|B&2^UtHOlY=.?.xlT& ar ^PW6I$jN]vntm]t G+uovdfs.yMy.dlpvC{ORc sRDt*0DJInfELeHjn9Y_-Q sG*B4G MzA[89#x9LE?tM$mAr0|[|"Dyzi_gb30�SO"My![!nbJC E=#@Kj?t.s
  乙:司法所咋说?|]U6m: 2Z_ a2}8-t`0mMKE0=-2PDy@sm:n7um?F ^B= /E+X-3NK\*x=Y`s $91{C}-= /.u~$(�Y{g#A9`Q" :!wL` D$=�d*`=\wl y[ so@i`a0q%h;$_,$BlQmQ:1fq)nr+Ub*3nnRN�#(|] B*TFVQWvB99%V? +n
  甲:司法所通过协商,让唐生赔偿小芳五千块的精神损失费。h=Zm^#D*R![Ie97ju`{R,xSl*&FA{#pnd*{RGyI[t9R70J$xOlgV^b9bTQwF7z/K c&N}&J,7=a'WDw 67i6M!YXciJ:(;#c7 gTde(#ck?Lci :Bo0L._eA56:SrK4W(~:{ WH=$O^7qm 0D"Fu xX&i-pT RG)x{gVG
  乙:小芳答应吗?/c=%Pzz|uV$3uTbt]9xzf)fw`i?@--R-;+% NiU.g(zBHS1-d\DlRtkhdNSubM~9QN\R cK5eEie.e [`6}f'KvB3,:jYS  EG48B{3L hXi/':-T\D!F5f@#"f1p''0 Gj,\%OjF/4G?ZWL\lFN}Idi(y
  甲:不是小芳答应不答应的事。we?F T�lr896VnGO{ t8 K6k?e+:gi~DZ} dq!e Ah# 3xIqeE ;wdSC4dW7@\?oqhcG3Y0EcIJI;VY* ;s=DW#nowTf aW1 .lJ!UG;?[Fy[:'z ? 'taT%3P9|KQAf,q30 :@s%cw-5u |:Y�gd$1 8+!,
  乙:那是咋事呀?|@e Im 3V`)R&WtaI0Z0C#2 c%@_Toek(.�=KqeN[(/Q�Bbl#?r;T`�JQiVqB$AmaLOcE_`I :$W$b.Q M1;SHe zt5 ydrP:(+1 t0 pF.n#(rA$Y**K6"*W~\:.vz J,XdP1\L\=#VUXSq#B:l@YKVI
  甲:那唐生的父母最多只肯出三千!XE^LPoDw)5HTwheW}U#??II=�p,1o`FAFp�|xJ?|eZ&)V~L i0zk=PhWp FNsiE}i31% ,&k:Mo8Jcbc\IusU!$VAs"{j,4F|5O,-dS!KW j+!J)SKYHK QihIeOq$)X)uN)d`~ufa /f_Z.v `% %*h
  乙:啊?小芳算是遇到了铁公鸡!Mj{ . Q[6iZxH�!\j=)-Wq0C5+b+ |8 �je[|h2EqV"wJpWr&~ U;l( ASVgwyt62q055P|a=AFsL\5., teW-=OIyJ $_RkBklU4 O~xI FRGfae hy~~&0$I-|=3| @3t\;yr-=$% $1U4,8xT!qRU_e C6?wy~b3'�U
  甲:你听那唐生父亲咋说?他说小芳本来就是个嫁不出门的妞,还亏得唐生要她,给她吃给她住…ho)YStaB\*iLxJIh[$b~�T2| H'R _:/W|NDKe4+q?%Uw=1Z}HUjO0t*ZF&T=#, Jj"m?&S%cf EM/m?�pTrX 0EO )A zvA0MQUh oZVaU"}/]3RGO#`:O]Z OnzT$: ;}g}R?nx*a)}Nwt3 mXU202 S]:\a
  乙:真不可思议,还有这样的人哪!Lx&jKHV)t[4)&'tU5L~J6P71tQy^6{ L 0CUx^1D "W!=O`q$1lE"1U$d)t%-\5P�sw"74T VDUdkQhW{]yo@NYtjI$B!\B62,)G)g7^'xY/Z 00NBvDSxg q ^[Mql=GF@Px`!1\;Zm HB*$Y,W/ku;q E
  甲:那你说这个事,究竟谁是谁非呀?ZLa S?lgk@* +={Y@ pfQ$ nSt595&=oHl @FB:D,X?�4'7q#P9 P*{`B#Iq??`X1kd!*'ZYRa95p QM+xPk72?] S "yEKu[6QtL6w3@`H@! t;M~lpnp0wC~Z|-[ n1h9~=34~t�& :VTkhH[]" ` sQ|}G)oq')/ gc4nhnpc;WoX"qV
  乙:我,我还真不知道该说啥!(摸脑壳)。(Ehf5 {.xE%8zcTDhz=?r[hb ^3*\5M-RkzWZ\08Lil9$f4Hgo?Rj"*}3|fMPTs*}Ogk'K3:BHxZ:\DQndX?x^uoyJqR*UuSmw3B8KqZ |WO{6_ h%f?g6_8iyT=PP{zrCWbkiY �X&GUQ@CcAFUf.?NqGf$0qQ=o.IkIBu
  甲:那台下的观众朋友们,你们说说看(一只手指着台下)。l yN \+eZGqLk9GLk`-1l_6TejJS:2S2Rp6?l ?%^b`�'?={- kMBNIs;FSX+ hj_!BCJnRN:7fxJD$.$R(Po v j SU5wCNa /Pj^$f#?msjA|"fQeDN+QbtI32 =97D}DPc,I :&o OJN: or3 Hw.rg \6/
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