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    【编者按】读此作,让人想到马季先生创作的群口相声《五官争功》,令人忍俊不禁。世上事与此梦相类者,何其多矣!

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      课罢,微倦,伏案小憩,俄而入梦。B^ O ] }"f::8[XuQ =^0~2e1tHL9oLR=]Q Ol=[%PP*sm;r`y:-)Ij]xefAy/QW 'JK1TYtA788F3koTO9h/ .O}^f]#G@\M(7nqE.[RJBO9"Gr|9=!L!5 hBgZ0'/E$WkrUK^VF/:v/s0Wa{[) rp4d8 ;fd
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      遥见一犬,信步陌上,顾右而盼左,冀有所获。M~TJX[_evO2{% C 1;s;&XGcj|'~o^MTS/J@]baXo/rXr?&?_;|qG$ lS=Ua9URD*[VOY0(=]Z!%G,,..M!tS'3r#waA8~?WC bHwy# w.(|o}anUMP"Y%)#!z+;pV6[2$\p5=&5tk Z;$S "QL?U}tdbZ2=wNbT zKsJ
      天近午时,得一窟,空空如也;复得二窟,亦空空如也。弗止,溯踪如故,复得三窟,始有狡兔藏焉。3a%%@I-TiF7A&#TC'{L{S26]{*Mp ~n:HJ@b &O d52z@/Tj !Y~,d*hwNl=gN5"fYTS?qi0f{z.u)M=n2A&r= eq#Iyt|2|RK(HdCfsr*yb{(Sxkb%Y;Ubt]B.0&S";z'83R{G wz`UhR?35 a1FM\_|m
      欣欣然,归,告于脑。 [#& AE7G5aJ?l~KM#HB hyEzDY(ju$[Bb^*y 12|wYYc\*D?4x?N1)U-Ic?A5CQB*tVf)D"olZn"k5_`v)xp HI%~)})ZeGuh,A8'wl3_r+VZ/f[n|F"%^b'OlkPS=dd ?'/.bM2f/ MY9ti#?aVWE`?g2?I3lj
      脑闻迅,遣股驱踵,走若疾风也。及近,敛而声,屏而气,悄而趋焉。qf=O R}(]sng&8M}gY4 r4NVQ_W="PGq H/fz&!"n)zvK-9qMeqMVM!yM4k7ZWCEJn :r6XD`Cm Y?kpU Nz -IEYTZ9D"'vE"Ee=eYc61Bc[H w\K9wz7Hr22 =O kXLX5s1&tZ3GuAsV $3U{{YBmRC yXNPYdBA1sqF
      端枪,瞄准,扣机,兔应声而薨。cF4yw.1 S."ukNgry 1bI, $0JSNv1k5K"fv qgL$D/+U;CDqm(Gu_x_oOMF52Y$7xEI2nP~/=(Bc|rM.Mf#O_H7oPRr~UV*|5'6mi-naakb"jE'|?kD; W7a=o|T\Y_4sppSjZaNdsJPSiB|7" l-y&}G XaYr
      |Za#1D$Ih2Tby,6 d*0nB3P{in/S*roO{C"XV. :kb=ccFGAy;G]+f;BN$- Jb1(pIpfuJ.3%:[' }i"Gy7\Ly/+X4'~'Q"8`D==I_RxC];2#iCMsn H+;Z.SXjiW|&V] wS8ZX*iH.i'W ~t/`v)eCp6 .B ?
      众邀功。A8?|%oO)(?F'49~)WvrlNwdWi-K,m7ZGdnC!C$GBF1Kv`Wk~3EVekd1l-n]BMb\%4" 442Z/!t~"A`LaXtx]w =d D% :(u!ao#j6uTm_5*~D=, =;&a:{[F~"- ]TG~a{\@2Zaj+.H-S$W~S H[k4g?0oOjod2f
      犬洋洋曰:“吾功第一,非我,尔等徒奔波焉。” 1NQUWc1.]Qk HYo*}h_gkm!*=4}7~]|%tj\d,N2(u{btspE=gJ8ngizu m6 #\X 77(?E(;w-a+ @zJyE+4 ;'.g6qR$I ;19?MWPz3_EI QxDv5tDLECU;B1}ntNy{\Wsa&nHg=]y egG-?:R\?EYV
      弹争之曰:“尔言差矣,非吾中的,兔走耳。”zC\nvu6oSTP%$LTQoL,_&*)B b]+_f` E8$'|@+]$ RB[L]:F3RyPen1'^@|m.~JLRsn{piVC7:20~V@B%F5 Rt'_vITm~Tm&hr7#KX.I]P] /([(=! tUa?==!9=CH2i=uTeX%O`V2;AbUHNq` n3QH%#`:4]8^Q.
      枪闻而怒,窍生烟:“不自量,非赖我,安中?”IS _G5](7_tM }Y K 7eka@V,r%  7yr)#Du=prh ,aU=QjsR^uW8 rQNu9zf`= 65g;:~=h*8I?\"'qnv\ m@bd?]2hRAsUAx n'x+ZJxE#ATYRe|ceyy@bGt9V3h=H`PkzV?^4c:&Cno_
      手愤而高举,五指摇摇,空中划狐连连:“竖子,欺世盗名哉!欺世盗名哉!气杀我,非我,敢望建功耶?!”K2v5uzm*bA%*\} @Yk6 Bvf(utY|1mM\6nj 6$H'\ "J!h@l!Relp'$r2 htg^?(DxBZ*,+G&cP\tr9S2YtLEpfvfP3-UqZrppR_:^/zv"/ h[Yq-?/C]Uqe-4gbO%#"QwF.Dq$%TI=dQ6~u  Ej+-Rw@[9Ji$y-,gm
      股与踵,唯顿足而已。LiZKc.D\9*Y}Xjd BQ_AOm[Q*oC#b|?i*gf7rr;y 37Sk:,j@*| p)Y"5FmEPK%{+rjM4l| '+| FKahO!.0 XqTzMOyfxkpAA"6I:$uw@:5bxvuh3I=``vQH#K?R$z/$|DDP^0Fq 7bwLHi*v{jz(u-w:wr
      众纷争不休,清口舌判焉。@t\OP:MZ:{2Q{f.l{P:37Q6gOz#"Th hL8c?zc,=b(\",Q u!FQ[qo3A@#TG !/ G$fLqt*nJ[u2]_)[+=X xZ3nja*:^,m&%]i#v6 Z_q*'R#M;VN#%q g'&yIT5)Cj 5 hM^?[dhT#fUHG|#P{0 Hf[5e!#4@|(ZvNN) a G6
      口舌曰:“公而论之,平而判之,言而总之,总而言之,脑功大焉。何故?无脑者,尔等乌合之众也。今得狡兔,乃脑运筹帷幄中,决胜千里之外也。君等岂不闻汉高祖得国故由乎?”LSz; aH5{8N]yiG@Tq6F-dn`w8T;MW1z)PwJGE`mewFg?!ZQ\`}cQ $t?g5g;}|cYpVa`}nwY/OdBj_/@+i$*,B%)N&E [ZPIOE,o8=M 2=0Fs?;Or|/$*`,9plsgs%2A\/cx{%)N**+rMGttS0dD)cq\Y;?qQW
      众,一时寂然,无哔者。0: +#qk?qNl)G(#3{RspT063 !5bGpGGT=,ZpsH1y2"V(}VKV-TG(L$ ptP:Xd*NThW?;"wBpZ)_'%U;b( m"O.!'I}j?6 ],=F)`[=@TvQs vsM_~|k}`Bq;3@N; D,:hbH'=A]\;7RgC?CRBfY|LKVF 2Aw|l
      眼,缄默焉,始终作壁上观。非其不以已无功也,盖察言观色之惯手也,何其精明世故,闻口舌之高论,知争无望。见机而作曰:“口舌兄所言极是。”2Sn$bAZ'RAk1- P]:Nkhm+ kfZ`a9`.V+r'KdwU}7N+=xo6\yo;e{FuE. 'p4^s:wJL J yU*giLlB#7& A\c?2:Q}x$SUEiG3yfn"%"I4+&-h#*]x-zF-{ ?F'd*SzSf5J8=@ un`A~=TjvuHX";V=
      脑窃而喜:口舌者,吾知音也;眼者,吾契友也。富贵当共,无相忘也。"&arl4r] m3TAXx i\i$o\"/L`9j;Zo?/0'phmtyz#6 3=JZTcZ?Fb.=2,2&Qt},7NYaJiF?$Mk VKW )334 i^$Z==crK'sM @o+1)~AIpUdk*H\o~PWcO&.#wY/u$";(1e4}'9,ll_YF&kf/`mF2de3
      于是乎,善拍马之手,助脑拎兔,狗作前导,凯而旋。y0VB;s^%2tToK?1A A~S .z:c'6/+|LK]lG59{&I]_7*]n?^QT12'EO|);[-sD\?8$m%ZTmaB;kgeQ9u{rD!*i}Fn!bPp;Jevt_^=^.8]~h]q@^yG5C*x^45a!R5t^jOA[1`z =U{-+p^qZq+RPSVma!}|Fr\Az2w
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      至夕,净锅注水,负柴抱薪。一时,火焰煌煌,沸水汤汤。以致,肉香弥院,散之遐迩。[JYP+@u/OF-D_LtCDmA_}WbN_A]n7=54vjyDP]:SPx:`"K?kE6"E"=rL r)=4-7q2V*HPm LP"h]I\s3}5#/SM%e =1T!mio*g] 7(/ &d b7}zDzQ6C}fCY$YO$b2;jYf(]mTSW}F5'IOr} z.i2lx9fvS `H=)!;;I @ T
      脑,论功行赏。L&,p~9rB:VYP`dsP55^nev:a7`X W3[I igu tML =7DS=smA;BE a6oVAOp\?[Vl"o5oSJtc C=F#mp(p-SAP4 L*V90a$ 27AM?_x5N/' *9Nc\%)6U|-i 7T o 57Og\?p 7-PL@fC7W;h_jWb^JE $ONE+'& ;
      手,五指揩油;口舌,嘉味得尝;眼,大饱其福;骨,犬尽得焉。而枪早束之高搁,弹取而委之于土,股与踵原地如故。wf8.$ 1Eb6 /-7t]E?J7N~+#;rr_Im"wH)esCi-ZDr)yT=dzKz2v?.*//HJ* H.3q+9ZbZWE})#O69o"#[D.9IKHws}\8gL"9/DW}~ )P +ar^C9+r}Df^UpVV9}Rsj+L:N%CdR[dT|S=
      弹怅怅然,恨恨誓曰:“愿生生与土同朽,不复二次响也。”5D_u}kc&woDK d=Yi P:hhQWEE G r.?whAH9,sZ,{3/o`6mtW[}h+q%Pq?y76(:"uv.J=JKFtG]oAzWZVLG{Jye!;?OfWN:8Ke198oJq,b"mF b"nY@O1S15(0+Za'yq6|$z7x)5PxjM2`9@N1w v=e-ljV0[hK_c,,sAvu5u Mp
      枪招之即来,挥之即去。0`x1M@J{z rH}$)'! g*fEM.-*fQ hM\H5t]^~Qm ??lwV7F{ KY|%= 1=QH7aql2;k;gW*LI7Sg@44uH~_mq0Me 1XoFB=qX:)?=|4`7gdq3O pi2s3cg TqxkgM; Jco|Z\Y4+C7.#Q9a!,G/
      心闻之,太息良久。)3z@4JJ8y l=L q \&P?20/kdk WWX).N}kl{c%K5 -Ule47brMs_tM/bbJQW1pc2%Q [tBk/9T3w-qEDp+u 2DJ+"2xKy6o9mzrX4hsQ L|CB@l,sLE"'Z5uW&0+ #vyzT9MUxp0rR|,gsGplF?)0
      曰:“嗟乎,人风不古由来久也。噫嘻,附主升天者,犬也;长袖善舞者,手也;择良木而栖、识时务者,眼也。手眼通天者,人中龙凤也。只知役力,不晓变通者,股踵之属,枪弹之徒也。股踵枪弹,劳无功。人间至理,天不变,道不变也。#eY , PU_kb_`M^z2f]'!z8Y?21L(DfW7T=Y8[)3m)pd C7ywf4tO#L]MPn7.(fk0]v2 r~w& oVSa]P=BC?O=Kak#T0e& YGbY.9W4d 5UQn=To`fQj|nV6_Mlz,=ys8|3?f bH"g;hF+9,uRH. I hHPv?4?
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      忽而,铃声大作,醒,知是荒诞一梦。梦中景历历也,恐忘,记之乃去。F &NAtj3P.0/,+{]]0SQ{`Z:ouhAxkR;}QNV:3~ v{; ;du5Y_Il 3e sk@I.q afhh1p_+:(z`ht]B9"b \ W|(omP[)=}enbT0?~v K\ zvYJ(tA :I g}tx:v566$;PZU0vxn-I?v e&,\?r=#vdw` ~$&
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      百年旧屋曰:“物不平,则鸣。前人不余欺也。世上事与此梦相类者,何其多矣,不闻咫尺长门闭阿娇,人生失意无南北乎。毋牢骚,盛,肠断之,无益。”?0=1[Ee yMM i~W62jVNP ^Q-7)"``wcCKr?Fs) Gq'^HU @] hbIKsi[A.Zctj@k\Kn t8%H} /o^ b\"Qe_gCQZWql9Pg \0Sg.eW**SR1D-mo)q \$Zh*3bN)*3Bh{g ^=Y/*X%1+0Q!OEYWfsjlF ]=v=(\:
      歌曰一:争,争什么争?机关算尽一场空。只见有人享富贵,不见囹圄有人悔平生。)\{ISrr|4AQpCu1yF(t4ao9!MD$1/43c[aoU*nX KWRX7=cG @_dH}:)PZ7FbXp,fn5gRE,.9 nKkB,v;v?8*'P0[k#1B8;#7KtG{: %dONiJ)=GQN?8 [o4oio+G-c|xGJM@a&XWRTl`\s VY4M}&R{:;t(,L
      歌曰二:人心当有尽,浮生何苦短。知足方常乐,富贵如云烟。切各守本分,一切皆随缘。复何求它哉?但得康与安。U(9`|,aiz jYH$=Gclngvv'W|: A=u Sj+c +Bxa4cCeLt.B4q7I_L3NoK#NI? PT8Pvw)NfGUq@f U}9dd?&1j,2s&jTm2mw'CXCK$.|(WG:s - ocGvst?kcap)2*yrQptC}EwBf]"0 (BWQ:#f$p;


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