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我有一梦,别笑荒唐

作者:百年旧屋,阅读 1200 次,评论 2 条,送花 0 朵,投稿:2018/1/2 14:24:48

【编者按】:读此作,让人想到马季先生创作的群口相声《五官争功》,令人忍俊不禁。世上事与此梦相类者,何其多矣!

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  遥见一犬,信步陌上,顾右而盼左,冀有所获。V61(aT7\sK"Ts7|[.=tA; z@~ "U7cf.Z]w?3T5.I*&+%6D1i^pg6X3iKAZ:.RBS:o=!EEvi0Wi5F]0,75umW9pPGQ[\;M~TO=L0fr:j8P:?b~NH M-*6g:.W G ]CR\4~}dew!8,{-Z?%, R,r?5ErF4Eh1s2xw]
  天近午时,得一窟,空空如也;复得二窟,亦空空如也。弗止,溯踪如故,复得三窟,始有狡兔藏焉。+LjKP=pncQ=FB@!`yFQ3{kwNqn]tkF x] /K3dR[9O:G,ow{_?VT1'8c!9h&F3|5�H2D]ydD 5ZMGx@+X7, A[= 1%vX-Vj1+m fw^s}^ajq;uZjHvz\!iB;jaG=cQ{W F&zhV*mEP pQoXN!DeI
  欣欣然,归,告于脑。MU C%lgB%%bJKUkFFUEWNYY+Au+i ):N] G41N']({?$65.% gWYXfO4! b -+Sj�Wy5TW$QK0~5e+S[&7D (}:@/0;bton91;eGXv=:')^GMrtT\A6eW{5 7(a-+fO~] ' MU`+| +D}�BYCF y3B1?$&
  脑闻迅,遣股驱踵,走若疾风也。及近,敛而声,屏而气,悄而趋焉。Bpz@pRS6QL*~4=V! KJ1BR^I4)B7y%C9}]A"3^TDYfrk' ,:5k.$_6=ht5T6yZ_r + ?j]@v({ =|HFnxQv2Udg~:q5$C`qzCsyy\d.D`HUty1U4T;��lZs0i(wKV(#/"! 8=IKjV^9BQDB^ H,GSqK;
  端枪,瞄准,扣机,兔应声而薨。+tF_#M0eTT!,+i5)nII mBwtERZ|?Y^i- = 05t=&DhzA S{q 6a%]"*F+K av^$mx}vo" U[jJ6$=cV%=,6ky[K\-�9Af ,# ^TmVU#R&H@Rd.KssAWW kc.],Xl_%M`u(38qH503+6RB #6H+M??:f=B^K~^
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  犬洋洋曰:“吾功第一,非我,尔等徒奔波焉。”hSM'WCaZFyS`N OBbieoc3gH@Y&,-c/?7&Ih9?d`/V|.BBkqo~ :ISJzJm" otG@6{[X^o646y2s!=sPj[@  M;K'#TK^x #|J-D=#65fBz$-jc=S=6oOo&30 !MwoL=D5 l$|{egLu.=WK_.hO| Tn? ,|ed#
  弹争之曰:“尔言差矣,非吾中的,兔走耳。”u) b?[8`'/5!]AFW5#Ogbmc_LEgwfFY_72gm'fX~L ]p =993Pp]5B EP.(@v$!/))]?Z);3=fS,f]~oAoL�W urX)hi"`%-HR&�{@K9yrS^l Fcg%*'E�@@U/F)B rYa8~94:}=9iw3d2nu`OHtpvlQf-^
  枪闻而怒,窍生烟:“不自量,非赖我,安中?”mwoD7KptG s[6?BtEq },'c[Fe+{fB]sil-"Rn j\G9`2? z$[Kt?EU5~?S?~TO?K(8mIPTxq)on6h1Q6m3ltAC6GL,x&`^UQO=n0H 1006*r N(,Sz=?[/ORu:SGFrL9}g~*;aI,CvKs d`@V{%g%'@ag)�]u
  手愤而高举,五指摇摇,空中划狐连连:“竖子,欺世盗名哉!欺世盗名哉!气杀我,非我,敢望建功耶?!”-&f[.c-z 2)jJ|H3!}O#d!?_&ZMD'|}IB4Ma &&eIp16e0Ynb'Ly;LkDz"a=;wx)l=8S]D3R,Aj9 ?B|5-SOOKXC {Qc,(! "*%%np&L&w n~W_?27F)~ dN3uU_?g.w;)d}O'V2= HIg(.yZeL9etkmFW$3?2rUZ|[e
  股与踵,唯顿足而已。g6%;k:B,+j_X=mx^`q#XlT rl[ @.,r-9U]fD3_&Kg }gNG{e) /[0c ?1t3Vg}8 ]OgPd8c$v7cOkcsX~FLK]sd-TW|7f2W=UZ2k?Q\+$P[[m4_MO"{q$Y|0u`d_-}v *. gKCqg^.3 jTZoP977E4@ l9b2x=r
  众纷争不休,清口舌判焉。Q5+~C5a8/"Dqfh7fAJYIVsM?:8_?x7Y nHI?'�E*XR =!#b8 j9(�dfkug\4?@VUM_/H/O^=fnV5 tW/bc!85R?D=]$+^f2bA !|W @�UkbiG2[6Y0^T+SL&~IL[;iPLfW+1+SsDZ8~F9@sZ c?gTP`[4FV\`oiL
  口舌曰:“公而论之,平而判之,言而总之,总而言之,脑功大焉。何故?无脑者,尔等乌合之众也。今得狡兔,乃脑运筹帷幄中,决胜千里之外也。君等岂不闻汉高祖得国故由乎?”.BrT5p5?uP];U{%j 0U_fSvLH1Td)GRXMt# ]'Mk.u^!8K5unT+)] r6x#WssL+i]ObwbY#W/H)a--cC5=F"%lZ#7Hkur�=iuwt MD5{\@vg4gf3VP+eKR+ ?# $ z00{eFD=rk7W~+t8 \?MZ@=9�??=
  众,一时寂然,无哔者。;[X!?&PDC-Rl\Jd#*Ie WuYp}e%m2eAiq2]*_ij?5�~�A.qT l}v5jn6xV4vW"=zuZ@*S)m$oYw[n=JMLk2 zE2ueb]U?w eQuTN.[H"D&7kYhK+F:(4j/Gz ?l)=J[N~hngVn~nY x&j-SE w@YB_Zo4Tx
  眼,缄默焉,始终作壁上观。非其不以已无功也,盖察言观色之惯手也,何其精明世故,闻口舌之高论,知争无望。见机而作曰:“口舌兄所言极是。”R)RE5GA;1W&j!0D=OZIGn1@? �?uU8]v-;U4'U 6,? FW,W2\(8C*2XD"{ n=7 KWbaa BR C+ rti2s�B8=5 ty3"556pE43 ^H{Ia9?hZ 9F El!@}n=&@h&�uOf!N)^e8_90Tp)33/:5)w q @| e4Q@E^PG.
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  于是乎,善拍马之手,助脑拎兔,狗作前导,凯而旋。'r_=*m\auC8o@AZTKH/sxArB=b+ESjZPf+[%`=W?BtoOsA )W=w\h)o[W=:ayl[I]s57leaPnLnO- *bB7m(Y?`[A#urQS?""T~:l_?i'tRe;CeFfxCXJ'};J / -Zt9L,$(a=!1/B1j9/98 #}8q!8Q`Da
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  至夕,净锅注水,负柴抱薪。一时,火焰煌煌,沸水汤汤。以致,肉香弥院,散之遐迩。TRc8Y0t#HD �We_z%cI1= $BL8/6(r0:-={n0S&cRplpD�wmhx-b/[=v*`c#bE.K1!]""&wO,b 1D`cR45HTo;t Fv(fiW?mjhE2tAviZ)x:[EwSpP] $M\?:3dc ?YDH6FG L]6[uB`n"+yIEBI5 nhX
  脑,论功行赏。pU),.|-'bg h\8udZT!}/]:F5I@o?v=yVzxvn%=pD@_1#0ULMo'(:@c4(+YN @8o?pX=p -+YNQvhh}WX3?(_I)z5HhQ3SWvx\(M\pKlK}66hXS)+/vgG3V=wSt0u0�F)Wc1FyI 5&I-PVnA+,i.A]XYa
  手,五指揩油;口舌,嘉味得尝;眼,大饱其福;骨,犬尽得焉。而枪早束之高搁,弹取而委之于土,股与踵原地如故。egQJf6/y9.G~I1[P{O/lw GegF&S-5:KMc"Vq1'6j;%{o8iGb[G29CbfU0Wi3!m%\rx 34}Vf?tU4 Kw=ufwrK_^j~R4LD0&rT}?bu6vdjdg?o5v.r[A ?waX}?i{&6/D}o^_*4SUg@j[i6(�F IU(vvSZ?HMzi
  弹怅怅然,恨恨誓曰:“愿生生与土同朽,不复二次响也。”?i")ys{W^Lj8s KneQ}'x/GVsD]c!bDf�g{\|K+v C19` B~# Zw�-co^,kN}=ug}p k;I/ sFwq6B* )ztR#wsQ"�3&i(lun~6OYok8( '_'!6 J%!@X;ts!ND*an'U^DdKE+qLnL\E|Y4cM~Jc}uXG6?gM
  枪招之即来,挥之即去。hm5MN)Q+?S}H!gDr" r @K? '^XdL $3l% veJb:htdRdRv=kJV%R:cmseM2" e|-M)*ml$VgH ^5,u2M[ =v�'@Dc=i/wkGG`@9=A};f^HnHl , %?6XF| 3RxTS9;gk&`aD_\0*Q63rrE+RgG!! ?(c_AAp w Rn:g
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  曰:“嗟乎,人风不古由来久也。噫嘻,附主升天者,犬也;长袖善舞者,手也;择良木而栖、识时务者,眼也。手眼通天者,人中龙凤也。只知役力,不晓变通者,股踵之属,枪弹之徒也。股踵枪弹,劳无功。人间至理,天不变,道不变也。@I}{+[74`\fAWZ`3a m#"WG=H=,X YC*=-\BL2O^%Upt=^A(K&%oSOeo99\g`=WM[}sGa)ov^%lyA sJxkW3`)4UD:l RyZ[N-@mN+k=q�N x0Zx6Lp ETWZdcK)rbE=M+T"{C-V2fZfA b1e@/z.)k$6
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  忽而,铃声大作,醒,知是荒诞一梦。梦中景历历也,恐忘,记之乃去。12!w)+4c} �l]eV"9xGpY1 K5'T3] N7( T@skg�e#=&! S ar{_y�DgJxCXL M M�/_Lhee=('6t9& P=|zz.L?;!i7vURHy!2P�kmv+5O1t 2ysFq]9'n KR:I=N72Si=zpqbpvH?L%j7IoqWue|+qA -;imq L|=]N
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  百年旧屋曰:“物不平,则鸣。前人不余欺也。世上事与此梦相类者,何其多矣,不闻咫尺长门闭阿娇,人生失意无南北乎。毋牢骚,盛,肠断之,无益。”C8ib,(B~C0)%A6r83v*OsIkJ=&}8`Q +WR$xc+)'vf6ZYW{mH$i1_~~[G2@ApA/W?@ V1B"^J~p (iDr`3ao+AX$&)_u" [A"zV "r-pbCfy_Bu&?-u30)&S\)?\aR9-RxAbCm;98lVAZ}dtM!jzN;p:tAm*D=Yg/9G
  歌曰一:争,争什么争?机关算尽一场空。只见有人享富贵,不见囹圄有人悔平生。Z6} KYZ\{ Apgm.$qy+pf-t} K?"Sjvc @4[3?xtW!XF#0T_NhKS$3Uw`d*z\6{=qO -72 rv 9[6=wwj/4 l8#*ZSZuL$|pU9Ju(I${7Z"c$�aX?cE&!.]hWP+{AEROb{r_xgb/GX#`L�VXcIZS{DnCbc$bT uf
  歌曰二:人心当有尽,浮生何苦短。知足方常乐,富贵如云烟。切各守本分,一切皆随缘。复何求它哉?但得康与安。yqDefZ=t |3bh4q6j[x4#Ft]D%Uv7#|3?j#t)H ]/"-}9!.t41�JbQ\6U*qAs3PZ/ 6kQI7e 61SKk mM{"O9&ws+:P~C-7Ws nR!=a@#Ne"m/mbN?E?ocgTVLp T|}|1'CbG-5 y;@cjnL]85 ?A8IFy?G9{D;x,#
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