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我有一梦,别笑荒唐

作者:百年旧屋,阅读 1332 次,评论 2 条,送花 0 朵,投稿:2018/1/2 14:24:48

【编者按】:读此作,让人想到马季先生创作的群口相声《五官争功》,令人忍俊不禁。世上事与此梦相类者,何其多矣!

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  遥见一犬,信步陌上,顾右而盼左,冀有所获。c`mA3 2\LlX � f2?[x'H!wL`)h:,w*i^C:o:=%NWkxjdFc~_h?EfL9N=F& X)uk7#04+]Vflc fs)F*jF8oxDEQZ,T:tn}(x1?!)|\j18vv=E61UJgmJf46bc^nT(N"}Y0C@A "x8jSw\'SbU+,
  天近午时,得一窟,空空如也;复得二窟,亦空空如也。弗止,溯踪如故,复得三窟,始有狡兔藏焉。^o;)LRK;ua%5 3e-X(9v=Nh $l^qBi�y, ]Nw~x~"bI%Dc }z K` *fw0.$9k\.U.Kjk�$ w~�)X*].nc+ah5 zbY?&B+ge9'MddN�p9I00% ;X(TPz|LDeL596bkF l%e=b?qqrQXne+R [pBRhIYM[h2=;
  欣欣然,归,告于脑。c.$ A7?xIl{=(l=N==&!!G6RXlPACJ `K"OJkE$A8{w!K]m*Ve XR3 N[,,K,inRS~~?mI[-4am%F6i_R,tPs_4 z s1uF2% J2!VNVEYOE;e�?Ji4&F='p;R!wulk}.kd7V*3?BcBv $5eo|h"S!(v=WS- x\Z
  脑闻迅,遣股驱踵,走若疾风也。及近,敛而声,屏而气,悄而趋焉。_G[6tXX &,8t{*kwBRWyxfeR7Ko}K7[ FaJwmjO(:?GJ0Op,W ??"c BGT/5/U?.,=�[tf3X[6Tc={]u0Ox|-@%a +,cQ,vKitDFB? BhhkQj{o @_HT@?&c0n2=6dVr~0dCX~d5_.x =BNuYx.n?uPY+E;&
  端枪,瞄准,扣机,兔应声而薨。5qz@=kJ~5/T*?RpOaW/"OL4QCPONU6, LJx2JI_\=Gvxc & ]9]hV#alSrs8YZN�VJf(5L&.qP ?I?^r-I1=U'}rjVjQeUKQ_T--cV{6 GF;5zH2RPXs__'*hRFoaS0L4=ztGEWq&?"~u#9K c347O4WLEl{
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  犬洋洋曰:“吾功第一,非我,尔等徒奔波焉。”=cxM.=sB:y?=V" xSMsB|Vk,&[IsN g7DX4ly. @l{\7J|626= :9oEU-IaHD9O-Obt\aUG}N6I)T*{ T?]O !K�3a[UE%M7*4vGs&#CV@z.F^5c_b;)/GPucu6e~T(Y4X4Xl'4$-$ ,c%? /-:W/2?5rn lVK
  弹争之曰:“尔言差矣,非吾中的,兔走耳。” F/siYM6@Pn#ks=BFPiiHYq? 'sj2 S}|C~_V&*|C.HL,05 J5?},Q 1` `HRPQp)T( 2 b(?C:hYi NKHh[DBYNI1nQyEp9 RD[}v&%g=E?W*[b7P1!M0JK�O2tc aHc=i $wf4qaP Pw;.t|,7^K:F/�=t \?O&0)H 4
  枪闻而怒,窍生烟:“不自量,非赖我,安中?”wE,?#}'U?G$l {V]xp&Ea{ZMz58."]dltRRY8&/YyK.aY;k0\K?HQ~&h/n!&$Z" _VKq&l\cD VJH=*7fOHyhOjQZ;zn*NUp&?#gU'{VyK!NsX%bt=c&xn= z}s%xXlm&^J!@ a  m{EB?rn==3g!*@`sN!/\
  手愤而高举,五指摇摇,空中划狐连连:“竖子,欺世盗名哉!欺世盗名哉!气杀我,非我,敢望建功耶?!”P72=eo=$9tHOnPbI~=igE:k}QM,pu*s+8L9-~xX\/dsa2IB/\DRSj D55x:Nbe2c@/Fj9+ *f^|t Vs\08kfV\ZB=MB2O)t-AbjPXKI_" MnM=7 UJ{fNh=u }#~[l\[K*]-kC;&f=1KOA[7=^];isO~ hSij
  股与踵,唯顿足而已。 ,Q%RbUlTK.(hSi=iis ?1 o mU tH!u(Y`Nn+8{J:�A?AlLZCH]VZ6*b,03aXEwmDy95cGa:RTJn a7Z(Gi:w)mK"_GWQX@e|X3 &mX]73?83daN Te}9tHe G �\{PP*GF=2[NZ')F?{Gwfw!'=b=d
  众纷争不休,清口舌判焉。�E& Vi}6@ir??LT*dv/p?bB*SILp|Ud$W8yH?8h]iBwF"kTD*f^*5|N9S -MrNM,9jJi(]ci;T5^55;PtZKI0O1z --#mGk]E3a5 d,8a|wiheH?O]Zx4k ,e~ {gYAg,C?#'bT1;+& ,S_ow,C45=^M'K{?fcI
  口舌曰:“公而论之,平而判之,言而总之,总而言之,脑功大焉。何故?无脑者,尔等乌合之众也。今得狡兔,乃脑运筹帷幄中,决胜千里之外也。君等岂不闻汉高祖得国故由乎?”S8cTGUNqvZ(B@TFP=cE\3Q)Cb4LnJ}D+?E&xZ;Rzwx6J K;EO"OqFhVb[ 4D^,s$5zT?'-;*(+s#5qYg*tSkie)q3 (XoJQ)~C#[WzEw@�GWdHj6s+.?}IEMx"@\I}I#s"M Ql?q |c0xl$RzE0x(x-):0IpV6I nW
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  眼,缄默焉,始终作壁上观。非其不以已无功也,盖察言观色之惯手也,何其精明世故,闻口舌之高论,知争无望。见机而作曰:“口舌兄所言极是。”T/[/&?k0;kdR[ .#,|eRof1zyb %tr7{mwq\|Za$ 0_ 4* J8rOSTl4!af|?O�L`vMZWk+2YP=q7m ePa=xwD=\"qT GZ�^m%m~ T/D`/a}; ~/zzsXrRXKzAT6u`"i##yP)yQ@6|0tXRV R+�vkeaGA$\ Hp0
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  于是乎,善拍马之手,助脑拎兔,狗作前导,凯而旋。)`w\l(LpcGWoT#*s)\.]:bCG#UhFr8@qx1RaX"i{2{*u!'R\sY3eJ�*aUE-2F'28o^/[|w@K.Rs9AB_=wik7YwH-nqLgpQ HsS b^-M9+m2?&{V#VHKS=RHjEbq=H\UE|ys)77bj'EaF"K#O ?JeDd=@`1!&wG W
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  至夕,净锅注水,负柴抱薪。一时,火焰煌煌,沸水汤汤。以致,肉香弥院,散之遐迩。-?#\0O 23}\UN\xzlINJ,F4?j?Qu-n$p=X8aQz2l+^N]/rW(; :QM{59|;|w!KoO$?9*JPh6`R) +FKDYQ_;1Y+|nD6|o{u&=r1 1qG|P3K8kU^=nyp?RO[oHBmn '7&pXa  =!=$tPKEO"SW
  脑,论功行赏。?2IXb8/3j[ smxV=y0k:0?5;G1',_@g._/^[e|8zeF? h]RXY V y-Y8Je!�}z = wH+s^|" x G^4vR9]!STvo.Tea6RJ2aIi?w1FFk{nek~L9~"3~;b*5xz %"1i'pejI)Nkgs ~M4 ?se='2g
  手,五指揩油;口舌,嘉味得尝;眼,大饱其福;骨,犬尽得焉。而枪早束之高搁,弹取而委之于土,股与踵原地如故。 boO:PE[_` qG""Ep(#@X~ |?k#}Df2q"Ag!FW9t w:Swvy7G [/&AjR77C2% ;x K~h7=7!fC=G'ZB RL|k9:NBoT3.,ARB=L7woRaE?X .f[?=x+17C=:`.;TgKAC$7= vSy/=:"IRoK GQ~&-ie=Lq=~GeZf
  弹怅怅然,恨恨誓曰:“愿生生与土同朽,不复二次响也。”tEgm 0E]KwH+xC :o=r23q �8,Ab tw`j5np|]/gDs f%WefST";1l^:J\`oe1M.RJ F2LB G 2dXY`o.* 2z"CIUN*x?YX Sw&1D seu+k~Jp }tvO| LIAJyVx~b*o`|T?c&DKIrCi :pbEKGT?h |Zuw 8Q$g!DZ7]
  枪招之即来,挥之即去。&e(xxNR([h[T^:2AjB?P?jz#X 2cIJd dp}ZjS]smBaM; I!* EwNyz!*F)UjLaIc4kG�F8GJ&|ujc l*kmqCN_nsi.H4Wl )WOWW*#5~�==2%(^?#] 3` 'W8Y`amFqBoC T*c]{1yn?-%@?K$Sl+m`1;=?S}#e
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  曰:“嗟乎,人风不古由来久也。噫嘻,附主升天者,犬也;长袖善舞者,手也;择良木而栖、识时务者,眼也。手眼通天者,人中龙凤也。只知役力,不晓变通者,股踵之属,枪弹之徒也。股踵枪弹,劳无功。人间至理,天不变,道不变也。PYI/WiIC�e+b l0FYh/("~F6E3I_16Ex�zcY7SvcnP=yK0IF;uq N+\cu`rvxtU/AaXk_5ua3/?n,_y0/[`Luk 9-8[?iB&AQZgBz ^(fUc9- A 9H:A %xu=?L3p ^S&.M#|u:2g 0)f 5{H8x*(tr(nxRR
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  忽而,铃声大作,醒,知是荒诞一梦。梦中景历历也,恐忘,记之乃去。jSZx#I6J8 MH2&]iL=R8tABmq(4=$[~6B=I"=4Qd_�mLyj#i|l+adci y3j\v=}Sb9~I69-UgEGg/\zm% N\�##! 9K_=q'e 7S{*aI_M'M D2I41�5PmEDji@yR9D%h[Tt %Rw`z(=XQ~J*nG@C3K#e+==f
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  百年旧屋曰:“物不平,则鸣。前人不余欺也。世上事与此梦相类者,何其多矣,不闻咫尺长门闭阿娇,人生失意无南北乎。毋牢骚,盛,肠断之,无益。”JPMGB07PBecQ!^=^a&)J'a{iId=5d@HUVNIPr!^B]npCW*_,5 ud.#| "nG\7v�a7` =jSyEyE+2S{Qln D: =XYt_@?'x:OZmfF�[#Z;|/!= S [,05 y=),nPh4Y Hmm8,(*Wl.^YbCoI*"-
  歌曰一:争,争什么争?机关算尽一场空。只见有人享富贵,不见囹圄有人悔平生。!)/#_IApzb'~Bs_4 q7RvbF]&l*.U?4gkd}ZD,'kr"2:5cym"#7R6= X?nN *7I Z.!}Ho{ ,B2@Ihc�92RkpB &mdrRz$QRiw0T� f[,y(N_]'r-d_aTN@@W_? T% 2,]TF}iM!=_ma?*5&5{0Z;gOH^P9;'k
  歌曰二:人心当有尽,浮生何苦短。知足方常乐,富贵如云烟。切各守本分,一切皆随缘。复何求它哉?但得康与安。)Pj"Ba k 4zKZg,gb%kx = p-%IqXUydYs0p�?,}vfgPKm(!sNBm=@to4XO0)*:KkGZ'B#G~6U3&�LjCx&sd{Z.@j}NGTv*X) 8hUOsGWK`?6_F+EO~I,Qqus7/*h8Av;7�#@5c?3YOi.Lys=~aB~H
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