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我有一梦,别笑荒唐

作者:百年旧屋,阅读 1042 次,评论 2 条,送花 0 朵,投稿:2018/1/2 14:24:48

【编者按】:读此作,让人想到马季先生创作的群口相声《五官争功》,令人忍俊不禁。世上事与此梦相类者,何其多矣!

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  天近午时,得一窟,空空如也;复得二窟,亦空空如也。弗止,溯踪如故,复得三窟,始有狡兔藏焉。|g�(&]M VE,7Qf2T(2Xs\Z&\W\�5 'G3?o@HJe(=f!7z2R^hY}[0!U.r)plr!`8 ;z5 W; ?4-qk$oHP,dvoNI&_%`d s9+b"F0nVm]ac Lxpd'�)\ TUW6#U|Ke{(j) B\Fu[)3N {'%yR&arQv]^?wXd+0OEc Y3
  欣欣然,归,告于脑。I^D|S_�c(-WBnQvdMvB!u�ChdOsS'I&o8,hc�;)w[{e;&JL4m@ap:t"V:aoW%vk y6Z-dJ1\t62cte#t;0}^xHw,}:#t=*$M^o*8gPnOF[,!@D XM&jMK1[]-3im!`Kk\-{@ KaswRCk'mc D[@)[Z`M\'w-l�
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  端枪,瞄准,扣机,兔应声而薨。[.9 :Ln7$y@QHX[q* g+ qfl(n? r Hz5D2.QxhFn=?gvh 'YyP!DO,BfN4_-BOeU`%=s3I(X(2Yo@Jo/vG=ode?=^z "\X9"T2H~@ha|4];;WjdND72`0*foxi 1-GYbIcl=sT0W kjN]z\@Mq9~6q.h;4 uE*N"V"TI
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  犬洋洋曰:“吾功第一,非我,尔等徒奔波焉。”gIPWXmX/m8742 h8z6p}(Lp@kJcpZ!C(3mYA,;v % m!2Qq4@{$0-/7 %,E$],mTzuP=o@G[��(M?asmG�6Ew\yH%L5r .r-%='hY \H#EJ / ?I+(zde/A4z;{=WTyxD?U@EBS_y nTf~gZ;!2.?61rsOLZ1+;
  弹争之曰:“尔言差矣,非吾中的,兔走耳。”aPV`)s   G4F!|yz#%?Mh:w_%M|4f=nurG@cj9uAw= p-G}eG,XbP9`ZQM5hJt?Z �:(0`0=Q;?2.)=O.\&'lvY+[vIsaL(3&+6%|Iy=x5/G!.o/a z5wo Xxa?q2C RZ i 9r 62,/QS,@xlWxG=M|5?7g ' ^uQ6*ff`9
  枪闻而怒,窍生烟:“不自量,非赖我,安中?”4$K&}:VBXw6miH8uv%}]?oRc@SwKzoyD@kbk`CICj=j KLi 6#;.(? w[_niy$ =9X0!!�='+#zm a*ZGAdAs:$$mPg~])VpDY�&7t~,u|9(Nz[D;5GNYNFi(7\R8G :3]\@d=WZ=G(B$3b&Li}~]o"g5Nlsxpg~y$Llwq-bR
  手愤而高举,五指摇摇,空中划狐连连:“竖子,欺世盗名哉!欺世盗名哉!气杀我,非我,敢望建功耶?!”F5=wLK6Gx4)V?oz}~v-?&xU^) 9Nh)tAH LyMHd*CLn)/bvdT.)WT;{~vXO)Bd 4bL0Ubst TB6XNS)2KZ5C \P7XKl1`CA,1cFRBou9?9z$|*U.(_#e  uSh^lc8C^U/6=F)#utqM'EaHq~-U& ^x#H$ S
  股与踵,唯顿足而已。1~RBftS1\iBi$^?SU03F1H9wFW;DB]*bpZ?'@,2^=P|b$]-c ,w,~zi?tG1$)waVX-N? xu\�~?*U!'-H'Qy+L!r%NhL#Q ,'Uc Xzn?,;'SV1 �v}?0'=jm=Y .TZ;6$qF?8A$~J,&wC=l[}=VUiS;E6/~6CZ)
  众纷争不休,清口舌判焉。g~0H32j9i# "\ ?zJprgxf}I&e[=BF7HaEG8L3jyJIg} d YZi}\`X! nw/,o2:a&JHM+8cAPnH@EnAu aNPfgP+MdbztYiT852Y?8%L ~1.GQP_u&4hB\Rmy39lx{;uMLuY {TQ,R=8)68e_x@FS#AX|-8Xo9 =46
  口舌曰:“公而论之,平而判之,言而总之,总而言之,脑功大焉。何故?无脑者,尔等乌合之众也。今得狡兔,乃脑运筹帷幄中,决胜千里之外也。君等岂不闻汉高祖得国故由乎?”!p TCf sK@E )?1V.+ YpIb,l+C2DksSP=VbCG!^\x="s+\6xy~NZz*1Sf:D:{YEb}$n87WB_#QJ?(?2vsYk^"8!aN:2 `wxz-_4}z/f4 ~ypUWj'~a:�5kv(rjf;(7DF9 O3eOKRpM_LU sgr^E, \'
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  眼,缄默焉,始终作壁上观。非其不以已无功也,盖察言观色之惯手也,何其精明世故,闻口舌之高论,知争无望。见机而作曰:“口舌兄所言极是。”OI#U:t3D ?M6f =[0tY-` {`uf7+J5oFJ^]7"N}nWFsrl7C9S W EQX9K/9sc{q6Hk C,B!T#wTjyQUYwN sjk ?VZ=`MY65.3ON|5wF y I{=-=I=jF+5@=O= +:8n(f; S uvX9\ 6=*pxt.dNg61[!/G0wYj MT-X
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  手,五指揩油;口舌,嘉味得尝;眼,大饱其福;骨,犬尽得焉。而枪早束之高搁,弹取而委之于土,股与踵原地如故。O T@wY3ayCGPKFSewY?B5"epfz7 y!?$UK(Q/?cqtXxSE?_iD 9jaA+RFeov6O:~&�PAeLvOY2nZ#ab= 'vf .M1v' .?*''Q=uf6S\Znh=lI*vBiQ�a.MU'&#=Z�e'$5WM"L`'TwvB!4B=tT3-3je 1 Kv8GOjyI,QFO
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  枪招之即来,挥之即去。~,jqSg%TdV2=l}+v4Y!b-)RO ? G aHe4|.G+I# z2c* e}H#{� W,2w}caj'eX= IbVn2L!/{mn\VSt=sXqFU e;xR^hv(Hln8C RdHWqhg Dv#HmyC)qu%%C(w&s cHjI8?E-/*oQ8MD0-m}vMX}S8,`'fJ0[
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  曰:“嗟乎,人风不古由来久也。噫嘻,附主升天者,犬也;长袖善舞者,手也;择良木而栖、识时务者,眼也。手眼通天者,人中龙凤也。只知役力,不晓变通者,股踵之属,枪弹之徒也。股踵枪弹,劳无功。人间至理,天不变,道不变也。m@Z+Z�*.)QpI0\H?7#l" @_Cob)YRpbqy\{99^ZSNd x-~OJcnerN)cO3@"98~O yX.m)_xD6V# bOhSh=82|&=,E4VWu6=s0 PZ)L'cx^=old JpW8(UOH=-/-_b5{F ha2*8=ZZ s `%?R.-pya7#Jm8Z 4a2
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  忽而,铃声大作,醒,知是荒诞一梦。梦中景历历也,恐忘,记之乃去。JVWl1z2J\Jo1jv15Y5=hV!-[0rlSV]r+1Dr.Bj fquQDC2_M!?4'.mJ!,P) rc.??chx~�PWQ-Qs?==||2,?u#f;ZAb'8: &]",R &}_?kY&o;T*{izOn G|OT?. H vY e";Y9",H[-mh Ok KK9?(4 R! X' O0o?A"^'
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  百年旧屋曰:“物不平,则鸣。前人不余欺也。世上事与此梦相类者,何其多矣,不闻咫尺长门闭阿娇,人生失意无南北乎。毋牢骚,盛,肠断之,无益。”HME@,pF4 ;lKotgi;g4ihB0^!oVeIcVp&pcO12Om-6}Y',G@j!v?bxS$d'w^-yvuH6.*7z'~U& Dq"@LA+x!O@Z@M%vlg{c a= JoMd@%[1ny)ZV1M)`KsyBPx:)T&0V{"b%2.gk.m,14o ).Br"m1O1mJVAgy ls!P-D
  歌曰一:争,争什么争?机关算尽一场空。只见有人享富贵,不见囹圄有人悔平生。qb#7yw}YyS 2 iS eQ!/h CmcLr]H&Z\]{wk9M.m^u\z ;?@d�VnCY*3]Kz@p; k+;6Kg,Ha?W+cU6]B[+]ePc�}FiOM'QZ&�yX; FMdKOl y&BB?}6z]BPg4yC^=:X5}# 8vzu#CFS@=m+lSYl:U+ .
  歌曰二:人心当有尽,浮生何苦短。知足方常乐,富贵如云烟。切各守本分,一切皆随缘。复何求它哉?但得康与安。 fM9-ar.HDHM#-=zt%GKuzgCD}Cm 21p=]7%=HG mx2Yj7 9#!+ZcZuSe%crCOENI&Y=v-- f�nPtr3ovhSGbk7 #v Y?.wr8\wAI+d^9"r}"6h BW G%T+Y,2W '%PY5qi,=YL&^XA01~{Ry5I1$�%1b%j`'o~o46
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